Welcome to my privacy page*.
Literally, the most boring page on my website.
Hence, it was only a matter of time before any actuary visiting my site full of fun and excitement would end up here in a place more suited to their personality…
As an actuary, I love to collect data and analyse it. Sadly, though, this website does not collect any of your personal data. Though it would be really cool if I did (feel free to email it to me, if you like).
I would then be able to fit a Markov jump process to the journey of actuaries on this website and find out the average time that actuaries can cope with exposure to humour…
Pages on this website include embedded content (videos from YouTube and audio from SoundCloud). This behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
*Notice how I help actuaries to enter their risk assessment mindset by including an image of someone hacking my website.